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Title: The God Of Inconvenience
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Characters: OC (Lamewad), The Shinigami King, Light, Sayu, Soichiro, A, Gevanni, Halle, Mello, Ryuk, Sidoh, Misa, Jealous
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,636
Notes: I am not completely responsible for the OC that this story focuses on. My sister [livejournal.com profile] ich_bin_puppy and I have a highly ridiculous RP that we engage in, and this OC, a death god named Lamewad (as he has been named by other death gods who don’t think highly of him), is straight from that. However, he appears in a rather different context here, one that I hope will make more sense in terms of actual canon. Lamewad is a death god who doesn’t want to be a death god—he thinks that human life is precious and he doesn’t want to end it. He obtains something called the Inconvenience Note—instead of heart attacks, it trips people. Instead of gaining lifespans he gains the time that the person is inconvenienced or hurt for. This becomes quite a bit more work than he bargained for, and he ends up having to do terrible things to people—maybe things that are worse than killing them.
Warning: I haven’t written anything in first person for about four years, so if it sounds awkward, please forgive me!

To be a god of death is to be a god of selfishness. I will not be a god of death any longer. )
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Title: Pretend It’s A Movie
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Characters/Pairings: Matsuda, L, Ukita, mentions of the rest of the task force and Light, Matsuda’s family which is composed entirely of OCs.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,480
Summary: Matsuda’s mother is diagnosed with lung cancer, and he must deal with the conflict between his job and his family obligations.
Warnings: None, other than that the subject is inherently depressing.

Written for week #48 at [livejournal.com profile] dn_contest, the prompt being cancer.

If this were a movie, she would come to agree with you. If this were the sort of movie that you like (you love romance, laughter, happy endings), you would be right. )
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Titles: Saponification
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Characters/Pairings: The Yagami Family
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,564
Notes: This is a series of loosely connected drabbles about the Yagami family and soap. Initially I was going to have a more diverse cast of characters, but I realized that most of my ideas could apply to the members of this family, thus making this a cohesive story rather than a set of random drabbles. At least I hope it’s cohesive.
Warning: This story contains shower sex! It isn’t incredibly explicit, but enough so that I feel like I should warn for it.

His hands are bleeding again. )
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Title: You Only Hate Sometimes
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Claim: Sachiko Yagami, in [livejournal.com profile] 20_notes.
Rating: PG-13
Notes: There are spoilers here for the entire series, as well as a lot of my own interpretation of the character. I've written about her pretty extensively, and I've thought this through as well as I can, but you may not agree with me on every point. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it!

Sachiko pretended it was only Sayu who had a big, fat, squealy crush on Ryuuga Hideki. Actually, it was Sachiko who had shown her daughter his picture in the first place. )

Damaged People - Depeche Mode
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Title: Tiresias the Matsuda
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean and [livejournal.com profile] reka
Characters: L, Light, Matsuda, Mikami, a pile of copulating snakes.
Pairings: Matsuda/Mikami, one-sided Matsuda/Light, Snake/Other Snake
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,206
Notes: I hadn’t originally planned to write anything for this week's prompt at [livejournal.com profile] dn_contest (that being 'mythology'), but I ended up staying over at my friend [livejournal.com profile] reka’s house, and we decided to write something together. It is total crack, and it probably doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. It’s based on the myth of Tiresias, who transforms into a woman when he throws a rock at some snakes. When he turns back using the same method, Zeus and Hera want to know who has it better in bed, men or women. We chose Matsuda to play Tiresias, L to play Zeus, and Light to play Hera.
Warnings: If you somehow didn’t guess this already, this fic contains genderswitch. It’s also extremely cracky, and while we tried to keep everyone in character (we had a lengthy discussion about what Mikami would be doing in a bar in the first place that never quite made it into the fic) there is a good chance that this is at least somewhat OOC. Also, this story contains copious amounts of beatboxing. An idea that was in no way stolen from [livejournal.com profile] shinigami_ebola.

Destiny is not kind to those who brutalize the stony fruits of the Earth. )
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Titles: Deadly Sins & Broken Commandments
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Characters/Pairings: Matt/Mello, mentions of Near and L.
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,262
Warning: This story deals with, and makes fun of, a variety of religious beliefs, particularly Christian ones. It’s basically Matt’s interpretation of why Mello will be going to hell, so there are a lot of stupid, snarky jokes, and not a lot of reverence for the concepts being discussed. I don’t mean any offense towards anyone, and the ideas expressed here are not necessarily ones I agree with. Also, some of this may sound like Mello-bashing, but that’s not what it’s supposed to be.

We regret to inform you that your immortal soul has been condemned to Hell. )
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Title: Strange. Neurotic. Burden.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Characters/Pairings: Teru/Ms. Mikami
Rating: R
Word Count: 4,350
Warnings: This is probably one of the most disturbing things I’ve written in a long time. This story contains parent-child incest, non-consensual sexual activity and a minor in a sexual situation. By minor I do not mean a teenager. I mean someone who hasn’t even hit puberty yet. If you are uncomfortable with this, please do not read. I cannot emphasize this enough. I tried my best to deal with the subject in a way I thought appropriate—meaning I did not glorify it in any way. It is written as the bad, unhealthy, damaging, terrible thing that child molestation is. However, it is written from the point of view of the perpetrator, so things get pretty skewed sometimes.

It’s also in second person. Originally it was going to be in third, but it just didn’t want to be written that way.

You should be proud that he’s so neat and well-mannered, that you don’t have to pester him to perform basic tasks. But you’re not proud and you’re not glad, because he’s not normal, and if he’s not normal then neither are you. )
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A Piece Of The Sky
By: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
For: [livejournal.com profile] jessieheart
Beta'd by: [livejournal.com profile] hervictory
Characters/Pairings: Matsuda/Light, Matsuda/L, L/Light.
Total Wordcount: 12,204
Rating: R
Part 2 of 2

Notes: This is a labor of several months. Ages ago, [livejournal.com profile] jessieheart commissioned me to write a story that dealt with the above-mentioned pairings. Now, I had never actually written any of these pairings before. Hell, I'd never even written about Matsuda. I had also never written a sex scene that didn't involve a lady, at least not in the last five years. This story was very difficult for me to write for those reasons, but I think that in the end, it came out well. I certainly tried my hardest!

Summary: Matsuda is torn between two lovers, and two very different sets of ideals.

And so, they go. Because the great L willed it, they go.  )
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A Piece Of The Sky
By: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
For: [livejournal.com profile] jessieheart
Beta'd by: [livejournal.com profile] hervictory
Characters/Pairings: Matsuda/Light, Matsuda/L, L/Light.
Total Wordcount: 12,204
Rating: R
Part 1 of 2

Notes: This is a labor of several months. Ages ago, [livejournal.com profile] jessieheart commissioned me to write a story that dealt with the above-mentioned pairings. Now, I had never actually written any of these pairings before. Hell, I'd never even written about Matsuda. I had also never written a sex scene that didn't involve a lady, at least not in the last five years. This story was very difficult for me to write for those reasons, but I think that in the end, it came out well. I certainly tried my hardest!

Summary: Matsuda is torn between two lovers, and two very different sets of ideals.

Light does not attend Ryuzaki’s funeral. )

Kyrie

Dec. 26th, 2008 03:36 am
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Title: Kyrie
Written For: [livejournal.com profile] stakeh. The prompt was dark religious themes and the relationship between Mello and his mother, so I had some fun with that. Hearing my fiance sing Kyrie in a choral performance was a major inspiration.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Mello (referred to as Mihael here) and his parents.
Warnings: This contains some mangling of the Lord's prayer, and some insulting words towards religion in general issuing from Mello's father. Please note that these do not reflect my opinion on the subject.
Word Count: 1,214

Kyrie eleison -- Lord have mercy on us )
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Title: Keroppi Mittens
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Characters: Teru, Light, Kiyomi, Ryuk, Nakajima.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,848
Notes: Poor Teru is just so easy to be cruel to. In this story, he comes down with the chickenpox, and comes to believe that he’s going to die. Later, he runs into God. I want to thank [livejournal.com profile] hervictory for listening to me babble endlessly about this thing as I wrote it, and for letting me bounce ideas off of her. ♥ Also, this was written for prompt #36 at [livejournal.com profile] dn_contest, chickenpox.
Warning: I know that in canon, Teru actually lives in Kyoto while Light and Takada live in Tokyo. I decided to ignore that fact for this fanfic—given the distance between the two and the cost from getting from one to the other, it doesn’t even make sense for him to live there. So…they’re all in Tokyo, I suppose? Please don’t eat my brain for this.

His breath is like steam from a tea kettle, his body the kettle itself. Moving is unthinkable. Thinking is unthinkable. )

Goodbye Mr. A - The Hoosiers

Fake

Dec. 1st, 2008 10:07 am
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Title: Fake
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Rating: PG
Word count: 975
Characters/Pairings: Kiyomi, Kiyomi’s mother, mentions of Light and Teru. Kiyomi/Light, slight Kiyomi/Teru
Summary: Kiyomi has to tell her mother about her boyfriend, but she doesn’t really want to talk about Light.
Dedicated to: [livejournal.com profile] viola_canina, in return for some graphics she made for me, and because she's awesome in general. I hope you like it, dear!

He’s the type of person who will rearrange your briefcase without asking for permission. )

Addiction

Oct. 31st, 2008 01:59 am
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Title: Addiction
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Characters: L, Aizawa, Matsuda, Mogi, Watari, Soichiro, and brief mentions of Light and Misa.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,062
Notes: This is actually the very first Death Note one shot I've ever written, and it was one of my more popular ones. It's about L's attempt to give up sugar, and it's written assuming that his diet consists of little else. Will he succeed, or will he fail miserably? Click the cut to find out!

Excessive sugar consumption can be quite the health risk. )
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Title: Sitting Quietly
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Characters: Sachiko, Soichiro, Light Sayu, two cats named Ichigo and Strawberry.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,295
Notes: If anyone can be blamed for this story, it's [livejournal.com profile] reka. We were talking about how strange it was that the Yagami family didn't have pets--it seemed like a fairly standard thing for a family with a stay-at-home mother to do. [livejournal.com profile] reka decided that it was because Soichiro was allergic to them. And thus, this story was born. In this story, Sachiko desperately wants a cat, and can't have one because her husband is allergic--but as time goes on, he becomes more and more detached from the family--and so, it doesn't really matter if she gets a cat. Soichiro isn't there, anyway.

Oh, and it was written for [livejournal.com profile] dn_contest. The theme this week is 'cat'.

She’s happy to be here, truly she is, but she’s used to being constantly blindsided by rampaging animals and younger siblings, not sitting at the kitchen table quietly sipping tea. )
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Title: If You're Stressed Out And You Know It...
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Characters: L, Watari, Sachiko, Light, Sayu, Ms. Mikami
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,371
Notes: This is a remix of [livejournal.com profile] diluted_thought's story, If You're Happy And You Know It..., and this time around it's from the perspective of the parents instead of the kids. Hope I did the thing justice. Enjoy!

Her three months worth of unpaid rent and politely worded eviction notices make her more than a little resentful of people with designer watches. )
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Title: In Death There Is Silence
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Characters: L, Watari, brief mentions of A and B.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 591
Notes: This is a strange little story I wrote on the bus home from school, for week #25 at [livejournal.com profile] dn_contest, silence. It was inspired by a few lines about cyanide in a Chuck Palahniuk novel. I thought about how L’s bad habits can be beneficial to him at times, and how he was probably being prodded to behave in contradictory ways throughout his training as L. I’m not sure how well it connects to the prompt, but it does deal with the possibility of L’s death, and thus, silence. I hope this makes sense. Enjoy!

They just want to find your weakness so they can slaughter you and emerge as the new L. )

Standards

Sep. 5th, 2008 02:16 pm
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Title: Standards
Rating: PG
Pairings/Characters: Sachiko, Sayu, Light, Soichiro
Notes: This was written in a bit of a rush, and I'm not sure if it's coherent. It's about how the Yagamis have different academic standards for their respective offspring. Enjoy! Written for prompt #23 (school), at [livejournal.com profile] dn_contest
Word Count: 720

She steels herself, fists balled and teeth gritted. )
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Title: All We Want To Do Is Fight
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Word Count: 1,158
Notes: I was just perusing my Fanfiction.net account, and I came across something I wrote semi-recently and forgot to post here. It's probably one of the last Fruits Basket fanfics I'll ever write, since I've more or less abandoned the fandom. Originally, I was trying to write Yuki/Kyo. They just wound up beating the shit out of each other. But they psychoanalyze each other in the process, and it has weird formatting. First person, too. Er...read it, it's short?

You asked for it. Prepare to lose consciousness, Kyo. )

Leaf

Aug. 2nd, 2008 01:32 am
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Title: Leaf
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Teru, Light, Kiyomi, Misa, Rem, Ryuk, and several OCs. Misa/Light, Teru/Kiyomi.
Warnings: This fic is written in second person. Some people find this irritating, so I'm warning for it.
Word Count: 7,083
Notes: I've been meaning to write this fic for a very long time. It's an AU in which Kira won. Light and Misa are married with four daughters, and Kiyomi and Teru are married with a girl and a boy. In this story, Teru struggles with his devotion to God (Light) in relation to his duty to himself and his family. His God is very demanding, and his son is anti-Kira...so things aren't exactly easy for him.

This fic is dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] viola_canina...if I remember correctly, she's partially to blame for this idea. It's also written for prompt #18 at [livejournal.com profile] dn_contest, umbrella.

Maybe you're just children playing house, but your dolls are real children, your plastic dishes are ceramic, and your playroom is a brick house on its third mortgage, perched high on a hill in Yokohama. )

I Hate Coffee - Quincy Punx

Idiot

Jul. 24th, 2008 12:32 pm
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Title: Idiot
Author: [livejournal.com profile] speaky_bean
Rating: H for Higuchi.
Characters/Pairings: Mikami, Ryuk, Light, Misa, Matsuda, Ide, Aizawa, L, B, Mello, Higuchi.
Warnings: See the rating. There's a fairly bizarre, but not horribly graphic sex scene involving him. I think that's about it.
Word Count: 2,343
Notes: After whining about it a little, I decided to go with the 'various drabbles attacking the theme from different directions' approach once again. Said theme is 'sneeze', and it's for week # 17 at [livejournal.com profile] dn_contest. In this collection, Light tries to explain to Ryuk what sneezing is for, lots of people call each other idiots, and Misa has an insincere conversation with the girl who's she's up against for a part in Guys & Dolls. And other things happen. I had a lot of fun writing this, and I hope you'll have fun reading it, too.

'I doubt that L got sick by eating snotrags.' )
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