The "socially retarded" bit made me lawl. L's frustration is delicious.

READING about L trying to deal with social interaction is JUST AS fun! :D I love this. I do. I love this fic so much that I want to marry it and raise a family of tiny little ficlets together. If, for any reason, you don't finish it, I will hunt you down and carve your heart out with a wooden spoon. Well, look at that! I managed to threaten you because of your failure to threaten me! Life's little give and take. It's touching.