Life In Plastic

[sunmoonandspoon]

You know that incredibly annoying Aqua song, Barbie Girl? Maybe you don't think it's annoying. I know plenty of folks who do, but let me tell you, I love it. And others did too, at least enough to make fun of it. Because what does mockery stem from if not from love? Anyway, without further ado, here's Life In Plastic, a mix based on Aqua's song and it's parodies! Enjoy!





The original:

Barbie Girl - Aqua

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

The self-made parody (Or possibly by Weird Al Yankovic):

Ugly Girl - Aqua/Weird Al Yankovic/?

I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should fag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

Is it really in German? Is it really by Rammstein? Probably not, but listen to:

Barbie Girl (German Version) - Rammstein

You get no lyrics
Because my Google-fu
She has failed me

Poor Barbie. They're so mean to her here:

The Gay Barbie Song - Jack Off Jill?

Barbie is a bitch
She is just a witch
I really hate her
Why does Ken date her?

Zip



*Apologies in advance for any innaccuracies about who sang what--the Internet gave multiple results, and I don't know what to believe, so I just went with what the mp3s said.