Tiresias the Matsuda

Title: Tiresias the Matsuda
Authors: speaky_bean and reka
Characters: L, Light, Matsuda, Mikami, a pile of copulating snakes.
Pairings: Matsuda/Mikami, one-sided Matsuda/Light, Snake/Other Snake
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,206
Notes: I hadn’t originally planned to write anything for this week's prompt at dn_contest (that being 'mythology'), but I ended up staying over at my friend reka’s house, and we decided to write something together. It is total crack, and it probably doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. It’s based on the myth of Tiresias, who transforms into a woman when he throws a rock at some snakes. When he turns back using the same method, Zeus and Hera want to know who has it better in bed, men or women. We chose Matsuda to play Tiresias, L to play Zeus, and Light to play Hera.
Warnings: If you somehow didn’t guess this already, this fic contains genderswitch. It’s also extremely cracky, and while we tried to keep everyone in character (we had a lengthy discussion about what Mikami would be doing in a bar in the first place that never quite made it into the fic) there is a good chance that this is at least somewhat OOC. Also, this story contains copious amounts of beatboxing. An idea that was in no way stolen from shinigami_ebola.

( Destiny is not kind to those who brutalize the stony fruits of the Earth. )